This is only tangentially related. Why aren’t there sexy/slutty underwear options for men though? There should be something other than jock straps/thongs to give men slutty underwear.

Are boxers girly? I know girls have their own variant of boxers, but I mean… I mean the silky ones I used to have had rubber duckies on them!

It’s kind of hard to find quality heart boxers. It’s all cheap alphabet companies, you can’t get them from Hanes or the like.

Yeah because it’s sexual assault and not funny.

My moderately ND son had this happen to him on the bus by bullies when he was in middle school. The bully got arrested.

Sexual assault isn’t funny.