I mean, everyone involved works or contacts for Amazon here. The spokesman is just paid to say the words they tell him to.

It was some other asshole in the company that said, “tell the spokesman to say we’ll never use them for anything other than safety and get me America’s Funniest Home Videos on the line. Are they still a thing? You know what, on second thought just call the internet, tell them I’m going to have some good clips for them soon.”