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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Why should you never tell a pig a secret?

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Why should you never tell a pig a secret?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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Because they always squeal. 🐽

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And they’ll shoot your dog.
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  And throw you in a cage. 🐷🚨
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    And rape you.

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