You mean sized, right?
A duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck.
Right??!
Here I thought we would take the horse shaped duck as a new species to populate our environment.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone screw up a classic so bad 😂 😂 😂
Horse shaped duck. Ducks are chill, unlike geese.
A Duck shaped horse could potentially freak out and clobber me.
Obviously the duck-sized horse. That bitch is tiny! What’re they gonna do, poke my ankle to death?
Not sized.
Herein lies the philosophical conundrum: if it looks like a duck, and is the size of a duck, is it not indeed now a duck?
What’s taller? A midget giant or a giant midget.
The original question was whether you’d want to fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses. Is that what you meant to ask?
I asked what I asked.
Would you rather have a horse shaped dick or a duck shaped dick?
Duck.
Do the corkscrew.
