According to the latest rumor, some Asian darknet overlords are responsible.
They have billions in non-fungible digital money, and they are moving it into Monero because the Alphabet boys came down on them.
Haowang Guarantee was larger than the Silk Road, larger than Hydra, just the “largest illicit online marketplace to have ever operated”, with $27 Billion of transactions since launching in 2021.
all those “theories” are from the LLMs written articles, seen many of those from the “news” section on coingecko’s monero page
the relisting of exchanges? bullshit, centralized exchanges are what’s wrong with the cryptospace nowadays
they’re giving a user experience so bad with their whole KYC (see coinbase leaks recently), with the whole withdrawal closed (but deposit open) because they’re running fractional scams as seen last year with binance delisting and more recently MEXC that had withdrawals closed for a whole month since monerorun on april 18th
which as a reminder that’s what the monerorun is for, exposing those shady practices from centralized exchanges
like, no one wants that, it’s meant for self custody, we have the tech nowadays with DEX
https://retoswap.com/
that’s where it’s at rn, and if it goes down, an other network than Reto can spin a new Haveno network
then u being about the regulations or whatever, like who gives a fuck about that honestly
some more “news” that happened recently was the whole “oh no, the EU gonna ban the Monero by 2027”
meanwhile haveno gets the more adoption coming for the EU as can be seen from https://haveno.markets/
so clearly, nobody gives a fuck
if there are local sellers of the 420s even tho the regulations be like “420 bad”
then there will also be local sellers of the XMRs even tho the regulations be like “XMR bad”
circular economy, that’s what’s up, that’s what the Bitcoiners lost, they pretty mad about it tbh lol
historicaly there alot of delays so would say maybe mid 2026? idk, lots of audits that could add delays or whatever sometimes…
most of your quotes seems to be pretty much the exact same as all the LLMs written articles seen around
LLM bullshit as the reason for these weird theories, that actually makes a lot of sense.
Poor journalists, they are going extinct while our brains are fed clickbait LLM diarrhea.