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Attached: 1 image imagine being a teen and having an awkward first time with your first bf then see an article years later where you find he's since fucked 699 cars
  • shortwavesurferEnglish
    61·
    11 months ago

    I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.

    • merde alors@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      11·
      11 months ago

      take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box

      • shortwavesurferEnglish
        12·
        11 months ago

        Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn’t have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.

        • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          11 months ago

          You’ve been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn’t call 'em shaggin’ wagons for nothing!

          • shortwavesurferEnglish
            1·
            11 months ago

            But I don’t want to drive on long road trips. I’d rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.

        • merde alors@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          31·
          11 months ago

          what do you do with the belt?

          plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?

    • john_lemmy@slrpnk.netEnglish
      2·
      11 months ago

      Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It’s the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.