AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前There’s always someone who takes things literallygoblin.campexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down17
arrow-up161arrow-down1external-linkThere’s always someone who takes things literallygoblin.campAllNewTypeFace@leminal.space to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square11fedilink
minus-squareshortwavesurferlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 年前I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-21 年前take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box
minus-squareshortwavesurferlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·1 年前Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn’t have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 年前You’ve been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn’t call 'em shaggin’ wagons for nothing!
minus-squareshortwavesurferlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前But I don’t want to drive on long road trips. I’d rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前take a train then? think of all the possibilities
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-21 年前what do you do with the belt? plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?
minus-squarejohn_lemmy@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It’s the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.
I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.
take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box
Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn’t have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.
You’ve been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn’t call 'em shaggin’ wagons for nothing!
But I don’t want to drive on long road trips. I’d rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.
take a train then?
think of all the possibilities
what do you do with the belt?
plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?
Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It’s the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.