The president of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, remarked that he hoped that sex will eventually be acknowledged as a sport.
Sweden to organise first-ever sex championship
The first-ever sex tournament is set to take place early next week in Sweden, by an organisation named “Swedish Federation of Sex”. Named the European Sex Championship, the competition is scheduled to take place on June 8 under the supervision of the organisation.
Participants in the championship will compete for six hours each day over the course of many weeks with individual ‘matches’ reportedly lasting 45 to 60 minutes. The competition will last several weeks and the competitors from different European countries will face off in 16 different disciplines to showcase their talents and abilities.
Participants to earn 5 to 10 points for different sex acts
The championship features a wide range of disciplines, including seduction, body massages, exploring erotic zones, prelude, oral sex, penetration, endurance, physical appearance, pose execution, creativity in position changes and the number of orgasms within a given time, artistic performance and pose transitions, and the capacity to raise blood pressure and heart rate during the competition.
Additional categories consist of the most exquisite and complicated position, the most creative communication as determined by a panel and spectators, the pair who exhibits the most activity, artistry in the Kamasutra, and popularity among the judges and viewers.
The competition is separated into three stages, with each level requiring a certain number of points in order to advance. Participants can earn between 5 and 10 points in each discipline, which is decided by a mix of public votes and a panel of five judges.
Competitors of any gender or sexual orientation welcomed
The European Sex Championship values diversity and accepts competitors of any gender or sexual orientation. The organisers emphasise the potential strategic value of sexual orientation in this sport, which they hope may eventually be adopted by other European nations.
The organiser stated, “The incorporation of sexual orientation as a part of sporting tactics will be a groundbreaking development among European countries.”
The president of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, remarked that he hoped that sex will eventually be acknowledged as a sport. He highlighted the likelihood of sexual engagement to promote both physical and mental well-being and the need for training. He voiced, “Just like any other sport, achieving desired results in sex requires training. Therefore, it is only logical for people to start competing in this domain as well.”
He stressed the distinctive features of this sport, where the goal is to give the opponent great pleasure. In contrast to traditional sports, when losing often results in disappointment, the competitor’s success in this game is determined by their capacity to satisfy their partner.
Other sports may demoralise rivals, but sex as a sport seeks to make everyone as happy as possible. According to Bratych, “The more pleasure your partner experiences, the more points you earn.”
As per the Swedish Sex Federation, sex as a sport is a challenging activity that calls for inventiveness, emotional intelligence, physical health, and work capacity. The federation’s president asserted that the competition regulations will change over time in response to developments and demands.
A similar bizarre incident had drawn huge ire in 2021 when students of a Roman Catholic college in Minnesota in the US were caught organising ‘sex competitions’ on the campuses. Reportedly, a group of students from St. John’s University, an all-male university, launched a competition to see who could lure the maximum number of female students from their sister school, the College of St. Benedict, an all-female college, and have the most sexual encounters with them. The competition was organised by students living in Saint Patrick Hall of St. John’s University.
Hundreds of students had then attended an outdoor demonstration and sit-in organized by the College of St. Benedict’s Institute for Women’s Leadership to protest against the alleged competition.
So the joke “casual sex implies there’s competitive sex” was taken seriously.
I don’t know why but I’m not surprised that it takes place in Sweden.
It took me like 5 seconds to fact check this.
Not real.
Come on guys, you have google too, at least try.
What do you mean?
Drayan Bratych has applied to the Swedish Sports Confederation for his organization to be officially recognized. They have not done so yet and said that they don’t intend to prioritize it or something along those lines.
So it’s not official I’m any way, but what’s described is what Drayan intends to have the “sport” be.
By “not real,” you mean it won’t happen, but there was still a clear attempt to hold it as a sport.
A press release from the Swedish Sports Confederation (Riksidrottsförbunde, RF) as follows:
It would be an expensive sport anyway, as it would be pretty difficult to market.
Edit: by difficult to market, I mean it as a sport. If it’s for pornography then we might have a different case. Regulations would have to be strict, ensuring participants are consensual and fair. You can’t have this on the television, you can’t record the participants without their permission or you’ll have to require them to be recorded (and that means even less participants), and you’ll have to commercialise it somehow. It’s a gray area and it’s a new sport that could generate a lot of buzz initially, but it needs careful execution to even be successful and not be a total loss.
This is a sport I can get behind.
This is just an advertising campaign for a porn site
Is it? Which site?
There is a link on the sex federation website
Finally a sport where you might actually win if you suck
Great, another sport I can be picked last for.
Japanese will win this ez.
They’d lose points on physical appearance with all the pixellation though.
I would have no problems with this.
