>Get BJ on prom night
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up
I dont know where to go from here brosI got HSV-2 after my longtime partner cheated on me, and it’s absolutely miserable. I wouldn’t recommend anyone take it as lightly as some people do. During the first outbreak I couldn’t pee at all because it was blocking my urinary tract, and it felt like I had a horrible flu. I get outbreaks constantly and they’re so painful that it’s hard to sit at my computer at work. The daily pills are massive and give me a stomach ache, and only reduce the frequency of the outbreaks but don’t prevent them entirely.
I never asked for this, I was never promiscuous, I only did not use protection because we were in a monogamous relationship for 4 years. Dating is hard enough because I’m trans and ugly, so I’ve resigned myself to just never having sex again.
Pretty sure there are sites specifically for and sites that have filters for people who have certain STDs (HSV1, HSV2, AIDS, etc.) so affected people can still get together without worrying about spreading diseases.
I forget which one it is, but even one of the mainstream sites had an option for this years ago when I was dating. OK Cupid? Plenty of Fish? I think it might’ve been one of those.
HSV2 dating sites be lit though.
Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.
Tell me you have herpes without saying you have herpes.
And it’s not infectious when it’s asymptomatic.
And it’s asymptomatic most of the time. 😚
Where can I find more info on this? You’ve peaked my curiosity and I want to learn more about HSV and how it works.
- piqued my curiosity…
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/pique-vs-peak-vs-peek
Nah, OP has reached peak curiosity, it’s all downhill from here.
The important and nastiest part of HSV is some strains cause cervical cancer in women, so men with HSV must take care not to spread something that has the potential to kill their partner. There is a vaccine, but it doesn’t work 100%.
Are you sure that you don’t mean HPV?
Well, yeah, I seem to mess them up - HPV is the one with vaccine, HPS is similar in that it can be a cause of cervical cancer, but the matter is less researched and I don’t know about a vaccine.
Indeed, the cancer thing applies to women with HPV, a virus that most people have also been affected with (though the vast majority of cases do not lead to cancer which still leaves tens of million of women at risk).
Also throat cancer in men.
You are both talking about HPV, not HSV.
It works by making fucking ugly sore blisters on/around my mouth a couple times a year. they dry out and crust off after a week or so and i get on with my life.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/herpes-simplex-virus
Huh, either I dont know I have it or I got lucky. Thats crazy. I imagine an STD test would pick up HSV-2 but I wonder if it also picks up the oral variant. Ive never actually noticed any symptoms on myself. This is actually crazy though I didnt know this, I feel like more people should. TIL lol
No one tests for HSV1 ever unless you have a bad active outbreak.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK47447/
Worldwide, ∼90% of people have one or both viruses. HSV-1 is the more prevalent virus, with 65% of persons in the United States having antibodies to HSV-1 (Xu et al., 2002). The epidemiology in Europe is similar, with at least half of the population seropositive for HSV-1. In the developing world, HSV-1 is almost universal, and usually acquired from intimate contact with family in early childhood
2/3 of the population UNDER 50 have some form of HSV, but virtually every person autopsied that died over the age of 60 will have HSV-1. It’s THAT common. That’s why they don’t test.
I got tested once and the doctor told me testing for herpes is pointless because most everyone has the antibodies in their body due to how common it is. The test gives false positives most of the time.
You can totally also be asymptomatic for your whole life and not know it. It is also useful to know that “oral herpes” doesn’t exclusively affect your mouth, and “genital herpes” doesn’t exclusively affect your genitals. Just more often. Both types can appear in both locations. The hypothetical person from the greentext would likely have contracted oral herpes. I’m not sure how that works with STD tests, though.
In my experience most standard STD panels will test for HSV-2 but not 1, usually you’d have to special request it
And even when you ask about it, your doc will probably say that the test isn’t worth doing because of how common HSV is and how inaccurate the test is.
- source - one of my partners just requested a full STI panel and the doc told her that
That’s like saying blood out of your ass happens to everyone when most cases are just hemorrhoids and some are cancer.
Be careful with those greentexts.
Now that the source has run out, they’re irreplaceable artifacts.I’m surprised it’s still down (just checked)
I’m not. The site was running on old software a decade ago and hasn’t been touched. I’d be surprised if they don’t swipe another chan software and just slapped a coat of paint on it, but I don’t expect them to be rushing to get the site back online after they got entirely rinsed.
I’m rationing my greentexts. I only read one line a day
It’s fine, I can easily search 8chan and find greentexts an order of magnitude more deranged. This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, thankfully/unfortunately
“why savor a fine bordeux when the local liquor store has horse tranquilizer in plastic jugs” mfer
Back in the day I thought that of /b/.
Those were simpler times. A more… civilized age.Back when /b/ was a containment board, not the whitehouse
Fake: Anon getting a blowjob Gay: Anon pretending to have a disease as explanation of never touching a women
Anon, who’d you get the BJ from? They can’t give it to you again…
This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.
Stay safe kids
Source?
You can’t get it multiple times from the same partner unless it’s hsv-1,and even then it’s rare after you’ve built up a resistance to the virus and they’d need to be in an active outbreak.
But yes, you can migrate the location of hsv1, the most common herpes type (incorrectly referred to as oral herpes). You want to be especially careful if it migrates to your facial area beyond your mouth/lips as occular herpes can cause blindness, and if it spreads to your nose and brain, there’s a real chance you could die.
These are rare in first world countries though and are typically seen in places without access to clean water and sanitation.
it’s the same with turbo aids and turbo autism
I had two autistic roommates in college, and somehow I got out of there with only a mild infection.
Um, it happened to a friend of mine
Source? The same cock they sucked the first time, obviously
Also there are different Herpes strains.
Where does GT go? Outside, and stop being a pussy, making up bullshit on the internet.
Do you ask a woman before kissing here if she has any diseases?
If they don’t have a sore, they aren’t infectious, but frankly, if this isn’t something she tells you before it gets intimate, that’s a red flag in my book. One of my exes had HSV and she disclosed everything to me beforehand. I kinda freaked out internally at first and considered breaking it off, but then I actually researched it and found out there’s not a risk if they’re not having a breakout (still use protection of course).
Things didn’t work out because of other reasons, but it was a pretty good relationship while it lasted and I don’t regret it. I still have a clean bill of health, no infections so if you meet someone that has HSV, try to keep in mind it doesn’t necessarily have to be a deal breaker as long as your partner is honest with you and you take precautions.
I ask to inspect her anus with a flashlight. Halogen preferred.
Is this not a common courting technique?
Most people use less harsh lighting.
thats hot!
