The correct answer instead would be: Because I like lemonade. If that’s a problem for you, you can fuck off.
I accept lemonade lovers of all genders <3
Those disgusting kombucha drinkers on the other hand… /s
It’s not so much that kombucha is revolting, which it is. It’s how it gets evangelized the way it does. That’s what really bothers me. Like, no, buddy, I don’t wanna try your nasty whatever it is tea. Stop asking.
Fellas, is it gay to drink lemonade?
Lemonade being fucking delicious isn’t reason enough?
It is the primary reason for drinking lemonade. The secondary reason is to alleviate thirst, in which case lemonade is indeed suitable, but most experts agree that water is the best source of hydration.
I get irrationally angry over these questions lmao. They gotta be satire right?
