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…on a road somewhere
Stranger: Hi…? (with a tensed expression)
X: Uhh yes, this must be pretty weird for you.
Stranger: Exactly, this is the first time.
X: Yes, worse than a virginity loss scenario…
Stranger: Yeah, we don’t talk like that in public.
X: I can understand, is it okay if we continue in English?
Stranger: Sure, doesn’t matter.
X: What do you do?
Stranger: I sit around, watch movies and do cute shit on internet.
X: Sounds fun, what about finances?
Stranger: The cute shit pays, and I sleep with beautiful men who treat me well.
X: At least you’re truthful. Can we discuss more?
Stranger: I am Ashley, and I would like to go to the moon one day. It’s not possible so I would rather be an influencer, an affluent one.
X(m): Yes, I am sure giving people advantage over oneself to gain something helps if you’re hot
Ashley: Influencing is difficult by the way, you’ve got to think of new shit all the time or keep track of ongoing ones. You have to use filters all the time, and do edits… urghh lots of effort.
X: Yes I used to edit photos, I know the hassles. Monetization is something serious, guess I never wanted to try that out.
Ashley: I browse the internet whole day, and the pressure of creating content looms in the mind even while I sleep. It’s no less work than business if I am being honest.
X: I understand, it may get stressful at times. Consistency in the attention economy helps generate gains with steady growth.
Ashley: I like how you speak, does your tongue roll well?
X: I rap so I need to be good at it. Do you rap?
Stranger: No, but I brush my teeth.
X: Nice one! xD I smoke a lot and it affects the oral hygiene.
Ashley: I know right? By the way, I am going to the plaza and can be with you till the next crossing. If you want to continue this conversation…
X: Yes, let us be in touch. Should I tell you my number or the NFC tap works?
Stranger: Hmm I like your attitude. We’ll be in touch.