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Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?
Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
VERY NSFW
