My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
My sister calls my dog Bessie and I’m like, bitch she ain’t a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
Elongated Muskrat
My mom has a dog named Teddy and me and my wife call him Tedward or Teddison all the time.
I have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.
Not Pawlexander? Weak.
Our Andy went from Andronimo to just Mo, he has to explain it at least 3 times a day lol
A friend once took a sharpie to a buddy’s name tag at work, changing Craig to Graig. At first he couldn’t figure out why the customers kept calling him Greg, then some lady said something like "I’ve never seen such a unique spelling of the name Graig before. He looked down n saw his name tag. Hilarity ensued. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who works with a Craig at a job that people wear name tags for.
A girl I went to high school with had a teddy bear named Tedward.
I do that when I fuck with scammers. When I give them fake names I come up with some improper spelling of an incorrect long form name…Or do I? Maybe I stopped doing that recently…If any scammers from any country are reading this, I’m always changing my methods.
That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margoritaville Robbiertson to you!
Help me out, what’s a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)
I have used Jessandra/Jessessandra, Jessinald, Jesstancia, Jessentina, Jessanca, Jesstoria, Jessody, Jesselia, Jessolet, Jessilda, Jessephine, Jessevieve, Jessentine, Jesselaide, Jessalie, Jesselope, Jessatrice, Jesselia, and many more. Just because she introduced herself saying her name was easier to remember than the other two that had just introduced themselves. Admittedly I can’t remember their names.
Sometimes I call a coworker Stevinold. He’s usually nonplussed about it.
