penguins suck shit

When will I get my $1.39 ?

“I’ll tell you what they don’t want: They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests. Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table to figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it.” -Carlin

careful pal, that’s terrorism now. congrats, youre on a list.

oh no. Her 7th floor house has lots of windows

i dont want anyone to suffer. Peace and love to all.

Seriously, do you think the fact that 90% of Russian men are drunkards affects their world view and makes them more prone to violence?

What about the big drinking problem that most Russians have. How does that factor into it?

I thought that was a family oriented show.

My cat puked and I managed to get him onto the linoleum floor before it happened.

The old and the stupid don’t care if their entire life is one big monetized event.

Thunderbird is great if you like your user interface to look like it was designed in 1996.

Move your finger up and down on the page and it will come.

YOU FAT FUX STOP EATING

I wish I had a burger meyer weener.

Arr me laddy

You didn’t cut cable back in the day at $160/mo so that you can now spend $320/mo on streaming services?

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The best intro was for Rocko’s Modern Life before they fucked it up with the B52s version.

In the opening episode the entire crew get mysteriously turned into ballerinas and a shipwide ballet ensues.

In the 2nd episode the ship gets a googly thomas the train eyes and Pike gets a cartoon mascot.

Just more of the great writing you came to love in the early series.