There’s a big ol pot of dopamine at the end of this. Your new hot bod will give you lots and lots of dopamine

You can hate on the end all you want but don’t pretend like it stopped being good after the first season

If we don’t like it, that just means more for you!

Shrimps is bugs

This take is so hot it could melt the Parmesan on my pasta, the cheddar in my mac and cheese, and the cottage cheese on my polish noodles

(I agree with you about most noodles, though)

What are yokelyks? Russian yokels?

The only Shorts I ever enjoy are from a sketch comedy channel I like, Almost Friday TV. They’re not just shortened/cropped clips like most other channels do.

It’s literally the only exception to my anti-Shorts rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlKQ-Qf9xoY

Pearson’s software looks and feels ancient, why wouldn’t their security be the same?

A bj behind the gas station?

There’s a lot of topics I love to shut down.

“What do you think about --”

I think it doesn’t fuckin matter, when is the cost of living going down?

More like one bad shit and ten different types of delicious snacks…but you’re only looking for something to eat in the toilet.

Just because you get all your media recommendations from ads on social media doesn’t mean good films aren’t released all the damn time.

Media from [era when I was a teenager and had a lot more time to explore different media] is objectively better than the shit they’re making today!

No amount of tariffs will make me interested in watching the stuff that American companies have been putting out since 2020. I’m not even looped into the movie industry enough to care which ones were foreign in the first place.

Like exclusively listening to top40 radio and claiming all modern music is shit

I’ve seen hundreds of movies in theaters and can count the bad experiences on one hand

Hit me with some of your favorite newer Irish artists? I want to dig into the music scene over there after discovering Bricknasty and SOAK (and now Kneecap)

Crash won 3 awards in 2006 including Best Picture and Best Writing

I only made it about 6 hours at one job, a shift and a half.

I had a job in college digitizing betacam tapes (old BBC/PBS footage, pretty cool!) but it was on and off. During a long lull, I needed cash bad and took the first job that called - Jimmy Johns delivery driver.

First day was fine but I knew I would hate it. Second day I locked my keys in my car.

While I was waiting for my roommate to bring me my spare set, I got a call for a different gig (production assistant on a film). It was only 8 days at $50/day but I quit JJ on the spot. Late 2000s for context on how pitiful that is

Half joking but it’s the vibe I get. Not sure how many actual people there are but the admin(s) definitely has multiple accounts and talks to themselves in “themed” communities. Like the Governor Chris Christie account

Hilariouschaos is one person pretending to be multiple people. Unhinged behavior

Songs still sounds like shit and the music video i of still a highlight reel