This is the type os sofisticated emoji we use in Alabama

No, those don’t have internet anymore since AT&T decided to summon daemons into silicon chips. The only scientists I trust to develop technology is the Amish, some Mormons, and one long-legged, pissed off Puerto Rican.

I think there are right and wrong ways to do everything. Predicting the market. Lifting weights. Reproduction. But not art! There’s no wrong way too do art!

I don’t use computers, ever, so I never have this problem. My family has been without internet for years and my mother/sister and my father both agree things is better this way.

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But what IS the STORY? Do you even have a clue?

Resurrection? No.

Crucifixion? No.

Trial? No.

Child prostitution? Well, that’s how it STARTED.

But it’s about crime in the police state.

Jesus, from outside the city, goes to the most trustworthy person of those that live outside and says, “Spare some change? I am one the locusts you eat,” y’know, proving he’s even more pious than him. Thus starts a series of events; y’know, A STORY.

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No, that’s what I put in my ass back in 'Nam

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Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!

Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

Every screen is watching you jack off to demon futa porn in this day and age. Well, at least they watch me watch that. They don’t eveb need cameras; they can see through the pixels, dude.

Why don’t you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.