Hear hear!

I’m on team, “Who gives a fuck?”

To some this is blasphemous

Our company has seen long and bloody wars fought over the semicolon

My personal 2 bits: start with JavaScript.

You can run it in your browser console and get at least a little but of benefit from it no matter how far you go, scripting on web pages you use regularly.

Thanks to Node, you can reasonably build full stack systems with it. Fair warning, it’s really best for I/O, so it’s not really ideal for genuinely logically complex stuff.

You’ll more quickly get to bigger tangible benefits connecting things that have already been built anyway.

Python as a starter otherwise, which is suitable for that genuinely logically complex stuff.

The SAAS provider is BOSS

Billed Open Source Software

Hah, chump. I have 34 half dollars!

When you’re wearing a skirt, you’re always flashing the USB stick

😂 nailed it

(like your mom)

C’mon buddy. You need to give these jokes a REST

Heaven’s Door!

Open the server and write a query to restore the data!

It’d be like if the railroad went through the canal

I like to structure my comments as song parodies and see if anyone notices.

"Is this a real object, or just an interface?

This gets caught in a pipeline, no escape from transformations.

Any way the data goes doesn’t really matter to this service.

…"

I’m about to combigate my foot with your ass!

(sorry, just felt right somehow)

Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”

Not being sure it applies to this scenario and too lazy to verify, sometimes the security scanners get updated and flag previously accepted code.

… tough to make sense of flagging a readme though, unless there’s sensitive info in it.